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25 July 2007 @ 12:38 pm
My Application is the Best!  
The Basics

Name:Papa Zito

Age range (13-15, 16-19, 20-24, 25+): 25+

Favorite character:Cho Chang Dumbledore. He's by far the most developed character of the series.

Least favorite character: Lockhart. What a waste of space.

Favorite Non-Harry Potter related fandom: 45 days, 23 hours, 18 minute and 52 seconds until kickoff. Twitch.

What is your pet peeve?: People who cut in line. Bastards.

The Deeper Stuff

Five years from now you are diagnosed with a terminal illness. It can be cured by a single pill that costs $5,000 dollars and is not covered by insurance. How would you go about getting the medication? I'd buy it I guess. Also, what crappy insurance company do I have in this universe?

Your house is burning down - all people and pets are out safely. You are able to save one item. What is it and why? My server. All our photos and stuff are on it. Most everything else is replaceable.

You find a wallet in a parking lot. It has $1,000 dollars cash in it and a driver's license. You look at the license and realize it belongs to a co-worker you speak to on a daily basis. What do you do? Give it back. Intact. An after-school special taught me that stealing is wrong.

You've been given $100,000 dollars. If you can use it all within one hour you will be given one million dollars. What do you do? Buy Google stock. $100k will get me like 10 shares. w00t

You see a famous person in the lobby of a busy movie theater and no one else has noticed him/her. What do you do? Go watch the movie? Otherwise it'd be all:
Me: Hey, you're Famous Dude! Wow, I love your stuff!
FD: Thanks
Me: ...
FD: ...
Me: Okay bye.

Awkward convos FTL.

You come upon a wishing well and toss a coin in to make a wish. Your wish is granted. What did you wish for? A better application. ... I don't trust wishes. They all backfire. If you wish for a hawt chick then she'd freak out and shoot you and you'd die. If you wish for a million dollars then you get a zillion pennies dropped on you and you die. If you wish for a sandwich you get a cyanide sandwich and you die. Best to just leave these things alone.

You're 70 years old and writing your autobiography. What is the title and why would people read it? Lulz. Nobody would read my autobiography. So a good title would be "My Publisher is an Idiot"

You have been gifted with the chance to actually perform a magical spell. In front of you stands your greatest love, your worst enemy, and a pile of inanimate objects ready to be used in your spell. Which spell do you allow yourself to use and why have you chosen that spell? I don't have any enemies that I know of, so I guess I'd cast a spell that would make everyone dinner.

You find a magic lamp, rub it, and out pops a Genie. You are given the chance to relive and change one experience in your past. What do you change (if any) and why? In middle and high school I was given the opportunity to try out for the football team, and both times I refused. I'd change one of those. Prolly the middle school one.

Yes/No Questions
Mark each word with a yes or a no as it applies to you. Feel free to explain each answer (not mandatory) No. Loaded questions are loaded. I will buck the system!

Logical: I'm a computer programmer
Emotional: I save a lot of money on kleenex.
Intelligent: Yah
Fair: Yah
Witty: No. see: this app
Creative: Not particularly.
Cunning: Hahahahahah
Ambitious: Not particularly.
Brave: Dunno. I'd like to think so, but it's not like I'm tested on a daily basis.
Loyal: To an effing fault.
Honest: No. How are you going to process this now? Lawl Yah
Trustworthy: Yah
Impulsive: Not even a little
Mean: Nope
Cruel: Nyet
Dishonest: Wait what? I already answered this.
Stubborn: Nein
Friendly: Yah
Kind: Yah
Compassionate: Yah
Hard-working: Only in spurts
Lazy: Yah
Outgoing: Not at all

And finally, how did you find us? Making Hackergroupie happy is what I do.
Groupie: Sorted_Slytherinhackergroupie on July 25th, 2007 06:21 pm (UTC)
I'm - laughing - so - hard - right - now.

I sincerely hope that people reading this can get a sense of your house... I know I was laughing too hard to notice much of anything myself.

That said, and only because I know you, I'm giving you Slytherin.... okay okay I won't steal you for my house. Ravenclaw for you.
Nuchtchas (Nutty, NIMLAS, however you know me): Huffelpuffnuchtchas on July 25th, 2007 06:44 pm (UTC)
I so vote you into this option "way too geeky for a house so you started the first wizarding internet start up that made gazillions and then was of course bought out by google." but since that is not one of my options I am sorry to say I must sort you into a non computer world related house (since wizards could care less about computers or electricity it seems unless your name is Arthur Weasley) of Ravenclaw and I give you extra points for "Making Hackergroupie happy is what I do." as your life's goal. enough to win a house cup for that one (despite this comm not having one of those things*

and I so get your sense of "house' LOL hummor
What about aliens?: defense associationender839 on July 25th, 2007 07:04 pm (UTC)
Hm. Sure, why not - Ravenclaw - but it was almost 'Puff for you.

Juppy: Harry's Been Gayed by: megiove_dea on July 25th, 2007 07:25 pm (UTC)
Since I live to make HG's life complicated (someone has to have that job in her world order) I'm going to Squib. Seriously I don't see a house at all...and if this was anyone elses application even with the wit it would have been squibbed.
Me, myself and I: slytherin snakeascendingflame on July 25th, 2007 09:59 pm (UTC)
I found your application highly amusing. I want to steal you for Slytherin but I see much more Gryffindor in you.
Peppermintspoonpeppermintspoon on July 26th, 2007 01:58 am (UTC)
Gryffindor for you.
Marls!: gryffieblackhairdblond on July 27th, 2007 06:35 pm (UTC)
bahahaha gryffindor
Satchels of Gold: ClubHogwarts Gryffindor House Headcattyhunts on July 28th, 2007 09:18 pm (UTC)
club_mods on August 6th, 2007 05:12 pm (UTC)
You've been sorted into Gryffindor! Congratulations! :) Don't forget to join clubhogwarts if you haven't already.

You can also join the various Club Hogwarts communities- including your club house!

Also, and don't forget, as one of the first Club members - you're far cooler than others!